Saturday, 30 July 2016

The self-sufficient Allotment 
[This article is still incomplete and will be finished off as soon as I can find the time. However I wanted to get the basics up here for those p[people who attended my Buddahfilds workshops in min-July 2016,{and indeed 2015} and to whom I promised  this article.]

1.              What do we mean by Self-Sufficiency on an allotment scale?
Exclude:        
a)             cereals (eg oats, wheat)
b)            Fresh tender crops out of season (eg fresh tomatoes, aubergines,
Include – everything normally grown or raised on an allotment

2.         Limitations of allotment
We must work within the limitations of an allotment:
a.     Limited space  A full-sized allotment is10 poles in size!! This is 250 sq m, or the  approximate size of a doubles tennis court. However nowadays first-time allotmenteers are usually offered a smaller plot
b.     Limited Power          Most allotments don’t have electricity
c.      Limited water           Some allotments don’t have mains water
d.     Restrictive regulations:                 
Some allotments don’t allow sheds,
Some councils require immediate cultivation of 60%
Some don’t allow livestock
Some limit or exclude fruit trees
3.         Ideas for allotment planning;

If possible measure up and mark out where you want things before you start.  You will need:
(i)        Some beds for annual vegetables
            (ii)       Some beds for perennial vegetables
(iii)      An area for some soft fruit bushes: preferable a fruit cage.
 (iv)     Some beds for other soft fruit (strawberries, raspberries)
            (v)       A seedbed & nursery bed
            (vi)      A Greenhouse
            (v)       Some Compost bins
            (vi)      Somewhere for tool storage
            (vii)     An area for livestock
            (viii)    Some fruit trees

So you may want to have, say, 16 beds for annual vegetables, grouped in 4 lots of 4, to aid your rotation. You can separate these by some beds for perennials, such as asparagus, rhubarb and globe artichokes, and also some beds for soft fruit that is not suitable for a cage, such as strawberries and raspberries.  You can have a fruit cage for eg gooseberries and blackcurrants in one corner, and an area for hens and/or rabbits in the other. Maybe you can squeeze in a beehive.  You need somewhere for your compost bins. You can save space by dispensing with a shed and using a garden cupboard. And find room for a greenhouse. You can grow tree fruit along borders as fans or espaliers or cordons, or even along paths as step-overs. The important thing is to design your allotment so as not to waste any space.  Self-sufficiency on an allotment is a tall order, and needs thorough planning. 
                                    
4.         Designing your allotment
Design your allotment on the fixed-bed system.
Grow in Beds not Rows. Your beds should be 4’6” – 5’ wide, depending on your reach, and 12’-18’ long. (Any longer and you will be tempted to cut across).Your paths should be wide enough for you to kneel on while facing along the path.  It might be worth deciding on your kneeler first, then making the paths that width.

Why Fixed Beds? 
a)             Walking on paths not soil, avoids compaction
b)            You need less manure – you manure only the beds, not the paths in between as happens when growing in rows
c)             You  need less water – you water only the beds. Also many plants create a canopy which retains water
d)            You can plant your veg closer together in the beds because you don't need to leave space to walk between them, thus increasing productivity

5.         Follow the No-Dig Method
(For a full discussion on the no-dig method, see my post “The No-Dig Allotment”}

Summary of advantages to the no-dig method:
            (i)        No Dig preserves soil structure
            (ii)       No dig gives earlier crops
(iii)      No dig results in fewer weeds
(iv)      No dig results in slightly fewer pests
(v)       No dig results in approximately equal harvests
(vi)      There are better things to do in winter!

Limitations of the no-dig method on an allotment:
Occasionally however you have to dig;
a)    How else do you extract an 18” parsnip?
b)   Lifting old brassica stalks
c)    Wherever you grow raspberries there will be unwanted runners growing nearby. These can be easily pulled up but will return. If you want to prevent new runners, you need to go down and remove the root. Personally I just keep pulling them up by hand.
d)   Sometimes you need to extract stubborn weeds.
e)    If you don’t dig over your bed after harvesting potatoes, you risk finding a forest of rogues growing through the following year’s crops. This is especially an issue in lighter soils.

6.   Feeding the self-sufficient Allotment
The traditional approach is to feed individual plants. However a better approach is to feed the soil.

In principle add a layer of manure or compost to each bed every year, usually in winter, when a bed is empty.  I don't add any other fertilizer.

I do modify this approach very slightly.  Potatoes benefit from as much manure as you can give them whereas alliums are said to like soil which was manured for a previous crop. So I give a double dose of manure to spuds, and don’t manure for the alliums that follow them.

To Lime or Not to Lime
            Traditionally, gardeners lime the soil before growing brassicas. I prefer to lime every time I have harvested the potatoes. I am not absolutely sure that liming is necessary when using compost & manure rather than artificial fertilizers, but I do it anyway to be on the safe side.
As lime and soil do not do well together, as the lime locks up nutrients in the manure, I don’t manure when I have limed.

Sourcing compost/manure

So how do you get enough organic matter to put this layer on your beds every year?
(i)        Keep 3 compost bins at allotment. All weeds (minus seedheads) and debris from harvests go onto the compost bin.  You need one you are making, one you are using, and one  that is stewing.  You can speed up the conversion on compost by sorting ingredients, and turning regularly, but you still get the same amount in the end. I prefer to simply throw stuff on as it comes and use it when it is ready naturally, which is a year or less.
(ii)       Keep Hens! If you have hens you can throw everything that you need to compost at the feet of the hens first. They with peck at it and eat it and tread on it and pee & poo on it and it will very quickly become brown powder. The level will rise over the months, so, every few months, when a compost bin is empty, you dig it out and put it all into the compost bin.

(Incidentally, if hens are kept on the same soil for a long period of time, there is a risk of a build-up of pests and disease. However this way, the hens are living on a constantly renewed surface so this is less of a problem.)

In winter, when less greenstuff is available from the allotment, it is worth collecting bags of autumn leaves. These can of course be left to make leaf mould, which is a good soil conditioner but low in nutrients. Or you can throw a bag or 2 a week at the feet of your hens, and they will scratch and peck away as they do, and convert it into something which is far richer in nutrients. 

Where I live I found suburban streets with rows of horse-chestnut trees where the residents bagged up the leaves ready for the council to take away.  So I arrived before the council and collected the bags instead.
            (iii)      Keep compost bins  at home for kitchen waste.
            (iv)      Collect Neighbours’ Green Waste  Increase the amount of home compost  you can create by getting green waste from your neighbours. They are often pleased to avoid having to pay for a brown bin for their lawn mowings. I find lawn mowings, scrunched up newspaper , kitchen waste, with urine as an activator, works well.
(v)       Import manure In the countryside there are often farmers who are happy for you to bag up and remove cow manure. For a small charge they may well deliver it for you. In cities there are riding stables  where horse manure is an unwanted by-product that they are only too happy to get rid of.  Again they will often bag it up for you to collect, - I recommend a trailer or pick-up though – my wife puts her foot down at the thought of bags of fresh manure in the car!

I buy my manure a long time ahead so that it is well-rotted in the bags when I need to use it.

(vi)      Council Soil Conditioner     Some councils will make available the soil conditioner from the green waste collected in brown bins. In Norfolk I used to be able to collect as much as I wanted from the recycling depot on production of an allotment contract. Some councils will deliver soil conditioner for collection on a prearranged date in a local park, You can find out if, where and when this occurs from you local allotment association.
            (vii)     Buy from garden centre (But only as a last resort!)

7.         How to maximize productivity
To approach self-sufficiency you need to avoid, as far as possible, having empty unproductive soil. So try to arrange as far as possible for something to go in whenever something comes out. 
I have 16 beds for annual vegetables, grouped in 4 lots of 4. I manage to get 6 crops from each or these 16 beds over a four-year period.
I follow a system which works for me, with my family’s requirements and my soil. I will outline it here as a suggestion. But please design your own rotation to suit your requirement.
Break 1: The Potato Break.
The soil will be manured heavily for the potatoes. I like to get the manure on as soon as possible the autumn before and, once it has been rained on a bit, cover the beds with black plastic (the only exception to this is the soil where parsnips have been growing). Over the winter the worms enjoy the slightly warmer conditions and I find that by the time `I remove the plastic in the spring, they have already pulled some of the manure into the soil.
It is usually recommended that seeds for earlies are chitted, which means being stood in a light-frost-free place to allow small shoots to form, but I like toi chit all of my potatoes.
To maximize yield (and with the exception of 1st earlies) I grow 12” apart in 3 rows 18”-24” along my beds. There is not enough room to earth up when grown like this, so I put the tubers in a few inches deep using a bulb planter and grow them on the flat. This is probably why I need to dig to hunt down the rogues afterwards.  If you want to avoid this, then use just 2 rows along the beds and earth-up as usual, but the yield will of course be lower.
I get more green potatoes this way, but put them aside for use as next year’s seed potatoes. I find I can get away with using my own saved seed potatoes twice before I need to buy anew
Bed 1  First Earlies I usually have one bed for first earlies.  These will be harvested young and small so can be grown 12” apart in all directions if you have enough seeds.
Bed 2 2nd Earlies  These are my favourites. I love the taste of Charlotte It has a wonderful flavour and bulks up early, so even when the blight strikes, as it did in late June this year, there is already a sizeable crop under the ground when you have to cut the haulms down.
Bed 3 Early Maincrop  My favourite of these is Kifli. Although it has not been available for the last couple of years, the seed merchant keeps it on their catalogue, listed permanently as out-of-stock  It has a wonderful new potato flavour while also being largely resistant to blight. maincrop.  Currently I use Lady Christi (1st early), Charlotte (2nd early
Bed 4 Maincrop       Sarpo Axona (my insurance policy). This is from the Sarvasi breeding probramme (as is Kifli) and is totally blight resistant, so can stand and grow through blight. It has an  unexceptional flavour, but work well as a masher and roaster and at least you have them when everone else’s crops have died! They are slow to get going though, so do need to be chitted like earlies. However this does have the advantage that they are slow to sprout in storage in the spring.
After harvesting the potatoes I dig the soil over to hunt down rogues, and lime the soil. I do not manure after the potatoes.
Break 2:   Alliums
This includes onions, leeks, garlic and shallots.  As soon as the alliums are lifted the beds can be covered with a layer of manure/compost, if you have some ready. Alternatively the soil can be fed after harvesting the alliums, just before the tender legumes,
Bed 1  Leeks The first to go in are the leeks. These are sown in late winter/early spring in rows in a seedbed. They need to be planted out by late July.  Even if the first-early potato bed is not empty, it is time to get the potatoes out of the ground and the soil prepared for the leeks.
Bed 2 Onion Sets (Autumn)           By late October you can put your autumn onion sets in where the second early potatoes were.  I like to grow 3 sorts, one yellow variety which mature very quickly, for use the following May, another yellow variety which stores reasonably well, and one red variety.  You can plant them 4” apart in rows across the bed with about 9” between the rows – enough to get an onion hoe between if needed.
Bed 3 Garlic & Shallots                 
Garlic Garlic too can be planted in the autumn shortly after the onions, as soon as any early maincrop potatoes have been lifted.  I like to give at least half a bed to garlic.  I like to give some space for elephant garlic, which gives huge, mild cloves suitable for roasting.
Shallots          These fill the rest of the garlic bed, and can be put out in the autumn or the spring.  I put aside several of the larger bulbs each harvest for re-use the following year.
Bed 4  Onion Sets (Spring)                        I put these out in late February/early March depending on the weather. Same spacing as for the autumn ones. These will follow the maincrop potatoes, which are harvested too late in the year for anything to follow the same season.
Break 3 Tender Legumes & overwintering salads
This includes French beans and runner beans.  These crops are not frost-hardy so cannot be put out until all risk of frost has passed, usually late May. 
As soon as the tender legumes are finished, manure the soil, if you didn’t after the alliums, and cover the beds(I use black plastic) to prevent weeds from growing and to protect the nutrients in the soil.
Bed 1 Runner Beans             As soon as the last of the leeks are eaten in spring, I manure the soil and build a structure over my bed for runner beans. I build in the shape of a ridge tent from poles which reach almost to the path on either side.  In the last week in May seedlings which have been started indoors can be planted out just inside and underneath the poles.  I have had large yields by spacing my poles about 10” apart and having 3 seeds in a pot which I plant out without separating.
I grow eating beans on one side of the wigwam and beans for drying on the other. I know it is not usual to grow runner beans for storage, but there is a variety, “Czar”, which gives large white seeds of good flavour that can be used as butter beans. These can be sown directly in late May, as can the eating runners if you are not in a hurry.
The unused space underneath the wigwam can be used to grow some squashes, which are happy to clamber around in dappled shade under neath. They need to be kept inside though -  give them a severe talking to if they venture outside the wigwam.

Bed 2 Climbing French Beans      By mid-June, once the autumn-planted onion sets have reached full-size, they should be lifted to vacate the bed for French beans.  They can be dried off under cover somewhere else – indoors in a sunny room, or on your greenhouse path, or against a fence with glass leaned over.
Ideally the beans will have been started off under cover a couple of weeks earlier so that you have viable plants to put out in the same way as the runners.
For maximum yield, construct another wigwam in the same way as for runners, and grow your French beans up the poles.  If you get them in by mid-late June they will have plenty of time to produce a large crop.  I like to grow some borlotti beans for drying up one side of the wigwam, and a pencil pod up the other.
Again squashes can be planted underneath.
Alternatively you can grow dwarf French beans 4” apart in rows 12” apart across your beds. The yield is comparable (as opposed to runner beans, where the dwarf varieties do not produce anywhere like as many) but they are harder to harvest. And you don’t get the squashes.

Bed 3  Dwarf French Beans   As soon as the garlic and shallots are ready they should be harvested and dwarf French beans sown in their stead.  I use 10th July as my cut-off date for sowing dwarf beans in order that there is enough time to get a decent crop. This is too late for climbers, however.

Bed 4 Overwintering salads
I usually start these off in a seedbed in early August and plant them out  once the spring-sown onions are lifted later on. However you can sow them direct if you harvest your maincrop onions early. 
I grow hardy lettuce, like “Valdor”, which I leave over winter and transplant once they start growing again in spring. Even if they get cut down by the frost, they will usually grow again. I also grow rocket and mizuna. I also sow the chards: spinach chard, perpetual spinach, rainbow chard, here – I find they fill a gap nicely when there is not much else in the spring.
Over-wintering spring onions can go here, or you can use any tiny shallots instead to produce leaf onion in the spring.

Break 4: Hardy Legumes  and Early Brassicas
NB       With all legumes, don't forget  to keep some back at harvest time for next year’s seed.

Bed 1: Broad Beans I like to sow 2 varieties at different times to extend the season. This bed will follow on from the runner beans. After these finish, take down the canes and tidy up the bed. If you have had squashes clambering underneath, leave them to ripen until the 1st frost is forecast.
Cover half with black plastic and sow overwintering broad beans in the other half in early November.  Then sow the other half of the bed in early March with a spring variety of broad bean.
These beans will be the first crop to ripen in the spring, and are very welcome. As the first variety comes to an end, the spring-sown ones will start producing.  When these are over the beans can be cut down close to ground level ready for the brussel sprouts that are to follow.

Bed 2: Peas (Maincrop)       These will follow on from one of the French Bean beds.

I have tried growing 1st earlies and 2nd earlies, and they are great for an early treat,  but the really big yields come from climbing maincrop varieties. To grow these, erect another wigwam, but this time with  fewer canes, and tie some pea netting to the structure.  Cover the soil inside with plastic or cardboard, because it is hard to get at any weeds once you have the netting in place.  Put your peas in an inch or 2 apart just underneath the bottom of the netting.

Now pea seeds under the ground are vulnerable to being eaten by mice, who love the swollen seeds. The old trick of swilling the seed in paraffin doesn’t work at our allotments – mice learn at their grandmother’s knee to ignore the smell. Once the runners have survived the mice, then when the small shoots are emerging, the birds like to have a nibble. The traditional remedy is to tie cotton on pegs between the seeds, or to lay bracken over the emerging seeds. 

To avoid both of these problems I like to start my peas off indoors. I soak the seeds then grow on in a bean sprouter, and when they start growing a tail, I plant them out in potting compost. A piece of old guttering is meant to be good. Then when they have grown a couple of inches, and are no longer of interest to mice or birds, they can be planted out.

There are several varieties of climbing peas nowadays, but Alderman is a reliable old favourite.

By July the peas will be harvested and the soil can be cleaned up for the cabbages to follow.

Bed 3 Peas  (early, mangetout and marrowfat)           

Early Peas     These can be grown either up wigwams or up hazel sticks, choose your preference and varieties accordingly.

First early peas, like Feltham First and Meteor, are round-seeded and largely self-supporting.. They can be sown in late February/early march and will mature quickly, but don’t have the flavour of the later wrinkled-seeded varieties.

Second earlies like Kelvedon Wonder and Hurst Green Shaft need to wait a couple of weeks, and need supporting with netting or hazel sticks. ((I have found the more robust raspberry canes cut down in the winter work as well, providing they are not a prickly variety.) But they do taste better.

Mangetout     these can be sown the same time as the maincrop peas.  There are dwarf varieties for growing up wigwam, or dwarf varieties for growing up sticks. They need  harvesting regularly.
Marrowfat. These are the peas for drying and serving as mushy peas.

Bed 4  Early Brassicas.
Here we are bending the rules of crop rotation a bit by having 2 brassica crops one after the other. This is only to be tried if you don’t have problems with pests or disease specific to brassices, eg cabbage root fly or club root.

In this category are summer cabbage, cauliflower, and calabrese

I like to start these off early in the warmth, and when the overwintering salads have been eaten or planted out to the salad bed, and the seedlings are large enough I plant them out.        I harden them off at first by draping a fleece over for a few days.

In my household, we only eat one or 2 of  these early brassicas fresh, as there is an abundance of tasty and interesting veg around at that time. However they do freeze well, and are welcome in the winter.

Break 5          Overwintering Brassicas.

These plants will have been started off in March either indoors or in a seedbed. And then, when a few inches tall, transplanted into a nursery bed about 6” apart. Here they will have been growing happily through the spring and early summer, under their netting. But by early august they will be lacking elbow room and need to be planted out. Fortunately brassicas seem to enjoy being transplanted (except maybe cauliflowers, or at least I have more problems with them than the others). Each transplant allows them to be put in deeper, up to the first set of leaves.  The soil can be firmed down round the transplant, as is recommended in the old books, because when you need to lift the old stalks at the end of the season you will find it impossible without a fork, and so the trod soil is loosened again.

Brassicas will need netting against birds.

I like to mulch around the transplants with manure or compost after some rain, rather than mulching before transplanting, but I doubt it makes  much difference.

Bed 1  Brussel Sprouts      I like to get these in first, following on from the broad beans, as they need to get a move on in order to be ready for Xmas.  By March these will have been eaten or frozen and the bed prepared for the roots to follow.

Bed 2 Cabbage and Cauliflower    I favour cabbage over cauliflower because I find them easier to grow, but maybe that is because I have very sandy soil.  These can follow the maincrop peas

Bed 3 Kale     I like to grow several varieties of kale – the traditional curly leaved green varieties, Russian Red, which looks great and is lovely in winter salads, and the Cavolo di Nero, the  dark green Tuscan kale.  Kale is one of the most problem-free brassicas, which is why I choose it as my rule-bending crop to follow the early brassica crops.

Bed 4  Sprouting Broccoli This is invaluable in late spring when there is little else around. I try to extend the season by growing an early white variety as well as a later green variety.

Break 6: Mixed and Roots 

This is where I grow everything else that doesn’t fit easily anywhere else.

Bed 1  Roots In this bed I grow my carrots, parsnips and beetroot.

I don’t usually mulch this bed, because carrots and parsnips are usually sown in situ, and so you need to be able to create the legendary “fine tilth” to sow the seeds into. If you do mulch this bed, make sure it is with some weed-free compost of a fine, maybe powdery, texture. 

However I intend to try starting the carrots and parsnips off indoors in the cardboard tubes that are at the centre of toilet rolls. This mainly because of the problems I have had with germination, and with slugs. These tubes function as bio-degradable pots and can be put straight into the ground when the seedlings are large enough. Particular care will need to be taken with watering however as the cardboard will hinder water from reaching the seedlings from the soil until it starts to disintegrate.

Beetroot have much larger seeds and can be sown directly into compost. However I like to start some off in modules early March under cover and plant them out late April when the weather is warmer.

Carrots need protecting from carrotfly. One way is to keep them permanently covered with a mesh. However I have had success by keeping a watering can by my side when I harvest. As soon as I lift carrots I water both the harvest and the soil around where they have come from, to keep the scent down.

Bed 2: Salads and guests
Once the cabbages and cauliflowers have been used, the bed can be manured for salads.

Saladings       The overwintering lettuce sown in August will start showing in March and can be transplanted to this bed. Also any spring-sown lettuces to follow. I quite like to grow a variety of non-hearting loose-leaf lettuce, because they are so slow to bolt. I find that if I have 10 plants, say, and take a lower leaf or 2 from each plant every couple of days, it takes the plant much longer to build up the reserves it needs to throw up a seed stalk and bolt. Thus a higher yield from each plant.  Whereas hearting lettuce seem sometimes to be bolting almost before you have noticed thay are ready to eat.

Chicories       I grow hearting chicory in this bed –sown in the 1st week of June, either direct or transplanted – rude roots don’t matter if you are only eating the leaves. Sugar Loaf is a variety I use successfully.

I also sometimes grow forcing chicory, which needs to be sown a bit earlier, in May, and grows steadily until harvest in the autumn. It can then be stored horizontally in sand until winter when I force several at a time in my largest pot, covered with binbags to keep out the light, in the cupboard under the stairs. The little chicons are great in salads or braised, far less bitter than those from the greengrocers that have been exposed to light.

Celery This bed is where to grow celery if you want to – self-blanching in a block..

Cucumbers   I grow outdoor cucumbers here, both the warty snozcumbers and the more attractive burpless tasty green.  They do need watering regularly but I find easier than trying to share a greenhouse with tomatoes.

Courgettes     These can either be grown here or at one end of the squashes bed.

Bed 3   Sweetcorn    Once the last of the kale is finished and the stalks lifted, some manure can be spread ready for the sweetcorn. These will have been started off under cover and planted out in the last week of May about 18”-24” apart  in all directions

Bed 4  Squashes  Once the last of the  broccoli is finished and the stalks lifted, some manure can be spread ready for the squashes.  I generally start these off indoors and plant these our 8 to a bed, in 2 rows of 4. However on those occasions when my seedlings fail for some reason, I have found the by just putting seeds directly in the ground there is still time to get a good crop.

I have found that butternuts, which is the squash everyone wants, take a long time to mature and are often a disappointing size by harvest time. However a couple of round varieties with a superb flabour are “Sunshine” and “Ishuki kuri” which bulk up more quickly.


The rest of this article is still being written, sorry

To come:
-       variations on my personal rotation
I have been experimenting with growing first earlies in bags in the greenhouse until the space is needed for summer crops, after which I put them in a sheltered spot just behind the greenhouse. This frees up a bed which I use for sweetcorn (another fairly acid-loving crop)
-        greenhouse
-       soft fruit
-       propagation
-       storage of surpluses
-       avoiding pests and diseases.

-       Anything else I think of

Saturday, 9 July 2016

The Low Maintenance Allotment


The Low Maintenance Allotment

Fact: The vast majority of successful allotmenteers are not in full-time work. Most allotmenteers who are in full-time work will fail, in most cases sooner rather than later.  They typically start with high hopes, but eventually the project slips away from them, and they find when they next look the allotment has turned into a jungle, and they give it up.
In this article I will suggest some ideas to avoid this happening.
What do I mean by low-maintenance? I mean gardening is such a way as to minimize the time-consuming routine tasks.
Avoid Winter Digging
It is accepted wisdom that to grow vegetables successfully you need to dig it over every winter.  THIS IS NOT TRUE! 
See my earlier post “THE NO DIG ALLOTMENT” for a discussion of the no-dig approach.
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Minimize Weeding by Mulching
Remove perennial weeds as soon as possible. I strongly recommend that you mulch your soil whenever it is empty to prevent annual weeds from germinating.. Ideally the mulch will be compost or manure, but anything – cardboard, black plastic, will prevent weeds from germinating.
I mulch my beds with horse manure, and the number of weeds that germinate is miniscule compared with any unmulched beds. However, if you make your own compost, be sure to remove any seedheads  before adding.
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Minimize Watering
It is a fact that if you water plants regularly, they develop their root systems near the surface, whereas if you don't water regularly, many plants will send roots down deeper looking for water.
For example, it is now the first week of July, and I haven’t watered my greenhouse tomatoes since the first week in June,   yet the tomatoes, in the border soil, are still looking lush and green. This is because there has been so much rain, and the roots of the tomatoes have reached downwards until they have found the moisture they need.
So target your watering to where it is needed. Of course with shallow-rooting plants, like peas and onions, or newly transplanted seedlings, or with particularly thirsty plants, like cucumbers and celery, or during a prolonged dry spell, you do need to water, but not routinely, rather in response to a specific needs.
When planning what to grow,  if you know you are not going to be able to get down and water regularly, don’t grow thirsty plants
Note that the closer spacing achieved when growing in beds often creates a canopy which results in less evaporation, and the high organic matter content of our enriched soil results in  more water being retained. Both of these facts meanless watering is needed.
Incidentally, I have reverted to using watering cans rather then hoses nowadays
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Growing fruit and perennial vegetables is easier than growing annual vegetables.
Berry bushes will keep producing year after year with only the minimum of attention, maybe a bit of pruning in the winter.
Strawberries  are slightly harder, as they need to be moved every 4 or 5 years, but you do still get 4 or 5 years out of 1 planting.
Fruit trees are for ever, but will sterilize a large area of soil underneath. Consider espaliers or cordons or fans. [Check the allotment regulations, sometimes  there are restrictions on how many if any trees you can grow.]
Rhubarb, globe artichokes, asparagus will keep coming year after year with only the minimum of attention.
NB Although you will avoid much routine work, you do need to prepare the soil thoroughly removing every fragment of perennial weed. Once established, couch grass is impossible to remove from an asparagus bed, and bindweed can quickly smother raspberries.
Most herbs also fall into this category and it is worth putting an area aside for them. [Personally, however,  I like to have them near the kitchen door rather than the allotment.]
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Choose crops that are easier to grow
If you choose easier plants, you are more likely to get results with a minimum of effort. Courgettes are a classic example – you plant them out, ignore them, and a few weeks later you have you more courgettes than you can use.  Success with easy crops will feed enthusiasm and a sense of achievement.
Here is my personal list of crops grouped into 3 categories: easy, slightly difficult and difficult. This is of course subjective and will also depend on soil and growing conditions.

Easy
Beetroot,
Broad beans,
French beans (dwarf),
Runner beans (dwarf),
Leaf beet & chard,
Chicory (non-forcing),
Kale,
Leek,
Lettuce,
Courgettes & Marrow,
Onions,
Shallots,
Garlic,
Radish,
Rocket,
Mizuna,etc
Sweetcorn,
Squashes & Pumpkins,
Swede, turnip & Kohl Rabi,
Chilli pepper (under glass),
Raspberries,
Gooseberries,
Blackcurrants,
Red & White currants.

Slightly difficult
Potato (You need to ensure tubers are covered so they don't go green, they are liable to get blight, and need to be rotated to avoid pests & disease),
Carrots (They are difficult to transplant, so are usually grown in situ. Need to guard against slugs when young and carrot fly when older)
Celery (self blanching), [Needs to be grown in a block, needs regular watering and outer layer needs protecting from light.]
Cucumber (outdoor)  [Needs regular watering),
Parsnips (Difficult to transplant, Germination is slow and can be erratic)
French/Runner beans (climbing) (you need to arrange something for them to climb up. Easy if you can have a permanent structure, like an old bedstead, but harder if you have to erect and dismantle wigwams every season), 
Most brassicas (eg brussel sprouts, cabbage, calabrese, sprouting broccoli)(Need transplanting, netting against birds and butterflies, and  rotating to avoid build up of soil pests & disease),
Peas (need supports to climb up. Seeds can be eaten by mice under the ground and shoots eaten by birds),
Strawberries, (Need to move the bed every 4 years. In a wet season need to put straw underneath to avoid damage by mould or slugs)
Tomatoes (outdoor) (outdoor bush tomatoes seem to inevitably get blight)

Difficult
Cauliflower (Harder than other brassicas. Regular watering critical as they must not have any check to growth),
Celery [Trench varieties] (involve masses of work),  
Celeriac (Needs regular watering and deleafing),
Tomatoes (greenhouse), (cordon tomatoes need to be tied up and sideshoots removed regularly),
Cucumber (greenhouse), (need to be tied up and kept humid)
Aubergines and , sweet pepper (needs protection and regular watering and feeding)
Spinach (needs regular watering),
Blueberries (need an acid soil)

Personally I think some crops, eg greenhouse tomatoes and potatoes, are well worth the extra effort. However I have given up on others, such as celery and aubergines, because I inevitably fail.

Some of the plants listed as slightly difficult or difficult are there because of the need for regular watering. Some will not succeed in a dry season if they are not watered daily, worth bearing in mind if you are  unable to get down to your allotment more than once a week. 

Grow plants that you like to eat.  
Of course, only grow plants that you like to eat! There is no point growing globe artichokes if you don't actually like them. Cabbage is easy to grow in the spring for late summer harvesting. But do you want to be eating cabbage in august when there are so many sunshine crops coming?
Grow dwarf rather than climbing beans

You will notice from the lists above that I recommend growing dwarf french and runner beans rather than climbing beans. Climbing beans are fine if you can have a permanent structure, like an old bedstead, somewhere in your allotment which the beans can climb up (French and runner beans rarely get problems due to not rotating your crop). However rather than building wigwams and trellises each year, and dismantling then a t the end of the season, consider growing dwarf varieties. With French beans, I find that I get comparable yields. The yields of runner beans are lower, but still substantial.


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Buy in your seedlings
Although growing your own plants on from seed is not difficult, it requires more attention than simply buying them in.  If you use a seedbed, it needs watering and weeding and thorough preparation, and guarding from birds and slugs. If you propagate under cover, you need to attend to the watering and potting on.
If you buy your seedlings  in from a nursery or garden centre, however, you reduce the number of things that can go wrong, and minimize the time spent of crops before they go into the ground.       
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Grow a single crop on each bed each season.
I like to maximize yields where I can and have a system where I get 6 crops from each bed over 4 years.
However, this approach requires precise timing and planning, If reducing workload is more important than maximizing yields, it is best to grow just a single crop in a bed each year. The only exceptions might be to interplant quick growing crops like radish and lettuce between slow-growing crops like brassicas.
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Avoid pests and diseases
Take whatever easy steps you can to avoid losing your crops to pest & disease. It is disheartening to see the results of all your hard work rot away or vanish into the stomachs of slugs and caterpillars
·      Rotate your crops       Move crops to a different piece of land every year. A rotation that works for me is: potatoes >alliums> legumes>brassicas>other. But at very least move potatoes and brassicas each year.
·      Grow resistant varieties: eg blight resistant potatoes, bolt-resistant beetroot, club-root resistant cabbages.
·      Use barriers eg netting against birds, mesh against carrot fly
·      Practise good garden hygiene - avoid spreading disease from one area to another on hands and boots
·      Minimize slug damage  Plant out veg only when they are a decent size, and use some protection, eg beer traps  or organic slug pellets

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Remember to harvest!!
Don’t let your efforts go to waste because you forget to come down and harvest your produce



Summary: Some Principles for the Low-Maintenance Allotment
1.         Avoid winter digging by following the no-dig method. Design your allotment to have fixed beds and paths. The beds should be 1.5-2m wide, depending on the length of your arms, and up to 5m long. The paths should be around 50cm, or the width of your kneeler.
2.         Minimize weeding by covering bare soil over winter with a mulch of compost or manure. And at other times, as soon as the soil is vacant, cover with black plastic or cardboard.
3.         Minimize watering by only watering when specifically required, with shallow-rooting plants, transplanted seedlings, thirsty plants, and in prolonged dry periods, rather than watering routinely.
4.         Buy in your seedlings rather than growing your own.
5.         Grow just one crop on each bed each year.
6.         Allocate as much space as possible to low-maintenance fruit and perennials. Don’t forget herbs.
7.         Choose easy annual vegetables, and maybe just one or 2 from the slightly difficult list.
8.         Grow dwarf instead of clibing beans
9.         Take simple steps to minimize pests & disease: rotate your crops, use disease-resistant varieties,  net vulnerable crops,  take steps to minimize slug damage, and practice good garden hygiene to avoid spreading disease.
10.      Remember to Harvest!!